All I want s a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want s a boy to make me some mac and cheese

Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who s made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want s a boy to make me some brussels sprouts

He d know me inside and out
But every boy who s made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want s a boy to make me iced tea from a powder

But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
Cos every boy who d made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath

All I want s a boy who s not a violent sociopath

All I want s a boy who s not a violent sociopath

Love him til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food I ll starve to death
If I could just find a boy who s not a violent sociopath